Diger

Diger
Diger is the Digerian ruler of Digeria. He was born on Tuesday, December 13, 2011.

Birth and Origins
Diger was born on Tuesday, December 13, 2011, and was cared for by his parents Tabitha and Orwell. Orwell was the ruler of Digerland at the time. Diger sometimes reminiscents that in a past life, he was named Tony, although these records are classified.

Early Life
At an early age, around three days old, Diger's mother Tabitha died of a severe and unexpected heart attack. Diger tried to call his medical insurance company, Blue Shield, but they wouldn't help him because, contrary to his belief, Blue Shield was not actually a hospital. Diger was depressed for ten seconds, but then forgot about it because he was ecstatic over his immense cuteness. A week later, his fifteen-year old sister, Digerlina, went crazy from sadness and had to be admitted to the only mental hospital in Digeria, the Digerian Mental Institution, or ICECREAM for short (the employees were also crazy). The next day, she escaped from the institution and returned to Diger's home, where she procceeded to brutally murder her father, Orwell. Diger awoke from his nap and saw his sister murder Orwell. Diger quickly shot Digerlina's cell phone and, cut off from one of her sources of life, she immediately died in a shower of masquera. Diger then assumed the role of leader of Digeria.

Early Rule
Diger was very happy that he was the ruler of Digeria, as he always wanted to be in a position of power. As in the case of most Digerian Tiger Pecil Cases, he was partially non-sentient for the first couple of months of his life. After three months, Diger was able to see and walk. Because he could not talk, any orders shouted to servants were uncomprehensible gurgles. As the servants could not understand what Diger was telling them to do, Diger thought they were disobeying him and promptly had them all killed. Over 1,000 servants were killed that day. The day was forever known as "Black Whatever-day-it-was-on-that-day-nobody-remembers-anyway-day".